"Take that schlong and stick it in my coochie."
"Toma tu penino y mételo en mi coñina".
Maybe he's got a huge schlong.
Quizás él tiene un miembro enorme.
I just want a little Christmas Eve schlong.
Sólo quiero su miembro de Nochebuena.
We can't all have a rich boyfriend with a legendary schlong.
No todos podemos tener un novio rico con un pene legendario.
Then I kicked the extra point with my gold-plated schlong.
Entonces lancé el punto extra con mi pene chapado en oro.
Provost, he has knocked that woman out with his schlong.
Director, él dejó inconsciente a esta mujer con su pene.
Also, I can see your entire schlong right now.
Además, puedo ver todo tu schlong en este momento.
They couldn't stop giggling when he mentioned his schlong in a serious meeting.
No podían dejar de reír cuando él mencionó su "polla" en una reunión seria.
During the roast, they all took turns poking fun at his schlong with jokes.
Durante el roast, todos se turnaron para hacer bromas sobre su "polla".
He was known for his big schlong, which often led to awkward conversations.
Era conocido por su gran paquete, lo que a menudo conducía a conversaciones incómodas.
On his birthday, the cake was humorously decorated with a big schlong.
En su cumpleaños, el pastel fue decorado humorísticamente con una gran "polla".
The movie included a memorable scene involving an unexpectedly large schlong.
La película incluyó una escena memorable que involucraba una "polla" inesperadamente grande.
His friends often teased him about his oversized schlong at parties.
Sus amigos solían burlarse de él por su "polla" sobredimensionada en las fiestas.