I drive people here and there, but it doesn't count.
If that's all, the place doesn't count.
We're in another country, so it doesn't count.
And he keeps saying he's going to but that doesn't count.
Every kiss before the right kiss doesn't count anyway.
Tous les baisers avant le bon ne comptent pas.
That doesn't count, the die went off the table.
Ça ne compte pas si le dé tombe de la table.
I'm doing it for myself, so it doesn't count.
Je le fais pour moi, donc ça ne compte pas.
He's right, but that doesn't count for you.
Il a raison, mais ça ne compte pas pour vous.
Your definition of what's appropriate doesn't count much.
Ta définition de ce qui est appropriées ne compte pas beaucoup.
Nothing doesn't count; the best things are also judged to upsidedown.
Rien ne compte pas; aussi les meilleures choses sont jugées au revers.
It doesn't count if I have to pry it out of you.
Ça compte pas si je dois te forcer à le dire.
Well, what I say doesn't count when the boss is here.
Ce que je dis ne compte pas quand le patron est là.
When you cancel your party, your birthday doesn't count.
Si on annule la fête, l'anniversaire ne compte pas.