I could've been at my boss' son's bris right now.
From the bris to this, he can't miss.
You know, I was at your bris when you were a baby.
You didn't let him come to my bris.
At least with a bris there's an element of suspense.
Al menos en una circuncisión hay algo de suspenso.
You don't want me handling your bris, believe me.
No quieres que me encargue de tu circuncisión.
And I've been to an adult man's bris.
Y fui a la circuncisión de un adulto.
Nobody cares that you didn't tape the bris.
A nadie le importa que no grabaras la circuncisión.
You thought that was bad, you should see a bris.
Pues si no le gustó, debería ver una circuncisión.
It's so new, its bris is tomorrow.
Es tan nueva que su circuncisión es mañana.
I lost my cameraman to a bris.
Perdí a mi camarógrafo por una circuncisión.
I've never been to a bris, but I know what it is.
Yo nunca fui a una circuncisión, pero sé lo que es.
Well, unless he's performing your bris, he's got to go.
Salvo que esté por hacer tu circuncisión, debe irse.