My friend asked if I could write a song about me.
Look, I could write a better kids' book than this.
And yet it's still better than anything I could write.
I could write a whole book of rebuttal just with that letter.
Podría escribir un libro completo de réplica solo con esa carta.
At least, then, I could write about stuff that matters.
Al menos, así, podría escribir de cosas que importen.
I could write about every single day and everything I learned from them.
Podría escribir acerca de cada día y todo lo que aprendí de ellos.
And then, I could write this maybe a little bit more nicely.
Y entonces, podría escribir esto tal vez un poco más agradable.
I could write about when my hair did that woo-hoo thing.
Podría escribir sobre la vez que mi cabello se encrespó.
Maybe I could write a book about how things taste...
If you have a pen, I could write it for you.
Si tienes una pluma, la podría escribir por ti.
I could write the same column every day and get away with it.
Podría escribir la misma columna todos los días si quisiera.
I could write a prescription, something to help you sleep.
Podría escribir una receta, algo para ayudarle a dormir.
I could write a book on how cunning the monkeys are.
Podría escribir un libro sobre lo ingeniosos que son los monos.