No puedo creer que pienses que eso es cierto; anda ya.
I can't believe you think that's true; come off it!
Dijo que podía correr un maratón sin entrenar, pero ¡anda ya!
He said he could run a marathon without training, but come off it!
Insiste en que se olvidó de su propia fiesta de cumpleaños; anda ya.
She insists she forgot her own birthday party; pull the other one.
Quien sugiera karaoke grupal para la fiesta de la oficina, anda ya.
Anyone suggesting group karaoke for the office party can get in the sea.
Prometieron que la reforma costaría cincuenta euros en total; anda ya.
They promised the renovation would cost fifty euros total; pull the other one.
Pagar extra por elegir asiento en un vuelo medio vacío, anda ya.
Paying extra to choose a seat on a half-empty flight? Get in the sea.
Si vuelven a quitar el puerto de auriculares, ese móvil, anda ya.
If they remove the headphone jack again, that phone can get in the sea.
Dicen que el examen fue facilísimo para todos; anda ya.
They said the exam was incredibly easy for everyone; pull the other one.
Dice que por fin se levantará temprano todos los días; anda ya.
He says he'll finally wake up early every day; that'd be the day.
Prometen que los políticos dejarán de mentir en campaña; anda ya.
They promise politicians will stop lying during campaigns; that'd be the day.
Mi hermano promete que me pagará a tiempo; anda ya.
My brother promises he'll pay me back on time; that'd be the day.
Dicen que la empresa ahora sí escuchará a los empleados; anda ya.
They say the company will actually listen to employees now; that'd be the day.
Apúrate y anda ya, antes que sea demasiado tarde.
So hurry up and visit before it's too late.